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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 17:00

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

NASA to silence Voyager's social media accounts - theregister.com

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

How do you feel cockroach?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper