What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 17:00

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
Dr No
Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper